Dear Remy Ma: Please Help Me With My Student Loans! Signed, A Fan
Twitter was all abuzz this past Sunday with news that songstress Nicki Minaj was out there offering to pay off people's student loans! The catch (of course there was one) was that you had to show her proof that your grades were all A's and that your college/university could verify your claims.
I must admit, I was seething with envy! How amazing it must be for those fans to receive such a kind and generous gift from one of their favorite celebrities, especially since they were already blessed with the opportunities to make all A's in college!
I still get wistful when I drive past Yakima Valley Community College. I had to hang my head in shame and withdraw because my grades were falling off the charts faster than that new Katy Perry song. I had to say bye, bye, "Bon Appetit, baby", to all my good grades. I went from a bright star of 2010-2011 Student Government to a blight spot of 2011-2012 Student Embarrassment. LOL! I hope that someday I will finally be able to re-enroll in college and finish my dual degrees for Early Childhood Education. I was only one year away from completing my Associate of Applied Science (A.A.S.) and an Associate Degree.
*plays world's smallest violin* *cries*
***Please Note: Before the complaints start rolling in, yes, I will be paying off all my student loans on my own! I wrote this blog in jest. No, I do not expect anyone to help me take care them except me, (unless I win the lottery)! But hey, you never get what you don't ask for, amirite! ;-)