Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes, I might be telling wiener jokes. When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous online articles from yesteryear, click here!
Local Artist Marks Off 2021 Drawing Challenge!
Set a goal, or a new years resolution and stick to it! Take it day by day, just like this listener did!
Have You Been Contacted by ‘Carl The Inventor / Investor’?
Text message Scam going on!
Benedict Cumberbatch Teaches You How To React To Crappy Gifts
You know the crappy gifts are coming! Bulls*** your way through to holiday bliss!
Christmas Carols with Guns
Here comes Santa Rambo!
ELF: The Suspense Thriller Trailer
Taken as a child... tortured... twisted... and broken!
Weird Al’s Ill-Advised Tour PART 2 Coming To The Northwest!
It's "The Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour"
Did you Make It Through ‘No-Nut November’?
When you've been pent up for 30 days... you start seeing things!!!
Non-Traditional Shows To Watch This Thanksgiving!
If you're sick of the traditional, take a peak at some alternatives for Turkey day viewing!
HUMOR: Pantsless Man Not Phased By Early Snow
& who says the cold causes shrinkage!?!
Humor: Cookie Company Denies Existence of Loch Ness Monster
A cookie or conspiracy theory?!?!