Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Do You Know About The Selah Serial Killer?
Don't worry... he's in Jail now.
Ike Charity Drive
Eisenhower ABS Leadership & IKE Football stepping up the Giving Game this year!
Costco Adds Self-Check Lanes to Their Union Gap Location
Helping speed things up?
Today In History: Oregon Blew Up A Whale!
Talk about "Throw Back Thursday", 50 Years ago today, Oregon Freed Willie's Insides!
Sunnyside Theater Re-Opening Friday!
New & old films to grace the big-screen!
Hypnotist Gives Illegal Prostate Exam
Not sure if this would be a case on an episode of House M.D. or Law & Order: Special Victims Unit!
New Scam Targeting Amazon Customers
When in doubt... DON'T CLICK THE LINK!
Even MORE Scams Going On!
Scams dealing with Pizza, Arrest Warrants, even PACIFIC POWER! Just Hang Up!
No Strap, No problem!
"I Got This!"
Mary Poppins Sings Death Metal