Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Rick & Morty’s ‘RickMobile’ Hitting The Northwest!
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" - Rick Sanchez
Arby’s Set to Cater Area 51 Raid
"We can't confirm if there are aliens at Area 51. But, if they do show up, they deserve the best meats on Earth," -- Arby's CMO Jim Taylor
Study Shows Delivery Drivers Eat Your Food!
I didn't know my family worked for a food UberEats!
Police Warn That Flushing Drugs Could Create ‘Meth-Gators’
"They’ve had enough methed-up animals the past few weeks without our help." -- Loretto, Tenn., Police Department
Manic Thunder’s 10-Year Birthday Bash Wrapup! [VIDEO]
Manic Thunder celebrated its 10-year anniversary with their final regular show at a packed Capitol Theatre's 4th Street Theatre!
Who is Frankie Quinones?
Todd & Timmy have your tickets to see & laugh at Frankie!
‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Can’t Identify Spider-Man
Who is Peter Parker?
Star Wars Mistake Found After 39 Years!
New York was located around Hoth a long long time ago.
Hotels.com is Hiring a PoolHopper
Finally, a job I can do!
Dr. Pepper Jelly
Homemade gift for dad?