Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Drive-Thru Strip Club is Open in the Northwest
First, the dancers were doing home delivery, now they got a drive thru.
Naches To Hold Physical Graduation.
Date & time TBD.
Yakima Valley Man Reports on COVID-19’s Effect In Germany
Timmy's friend gives a first hand report after listening to the KATS morning show, at 4p in the afternoon.
IRS Phone Scam
The government will never call you, to give you money.
Petition to Re-Open Fishing in Washington
The petition will be sent to Washington Department Fish Wildlife & Governor Inslee.
Robert Englund Urges You To Wearing Gloves
This nightmare will end. Take care of yourself. - Robert Englund
Costco Optical Temporarily Closed
Timmy's first world problem!
FYI: Betty White Is Doing Great!
She might be a Highlander, but we don't want to risk it!
NASA: Now Hiring Astronauts
Blast off and get paid for it too!
Jeff Dunham back in Kennewick!
Bringing his "Seriously!?" tour to the Toyota Center!