Oregon is known for being the capital of weird and they're proud of it. However, Oregon is also known for being pretty redneck, no it's not the south but that doesn't mean a country boy can't survive in the PNW.
You know what would put a smile on someone's face? A thoughtful gift from the heart that is filled with fermented grape juice, a.k.a. vino, wine, vin ordinaire, etc.