For the past couple years, "Dad Jokes" have been all the rage. Jokes like "What’s brown and sticky? A stick."! Jokes, bordering on the pun classification, they're stupid, but at the same time, corny & surprisingly, most are funny. So, why have the Dad jokes taken off, but the mom jokes kind of fell by the wayside? Popularity? Comedic content? Maybe it's because one is a stupid joke, and the other can be used as an insult? In fact, if you look up "Yo Mama" jokes on Wikipedia, you get the link for "Maternal Insult". Whatever the reason, I'm here to bring them back! Here's my favorite (not mine), in no particular order, 101 "Yo mama" jokes for Mother's Day!

1 Yo mama’s so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.

2 Yo mama's so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.

3 Yo mama's so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

4 Yo mama so fat she got arrested for carrying 10 pounds of crack.

5 Yo mama's so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.

6 Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.

7 Yo mama's so stupid, she stared at a cup of orange juice for 12 hours because it said "concentrate."

8 Yo mama's so ugly, she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

9 Yo mama's teeth are so yellow when she smiles at traffic, it slows down.

10 Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.

11 Yo mama's so stupid when they said it was chilly outside, she grabbed a bowl.

12 Yo mamma is so hairy when you were born you had rug burn.

13 Yo mama's so depressing, blues singers come to visit her when they've got writer's block.

14 Yo mama's so nasty, they used to call them jumpolines 'til yo mama bounced on one.

15 Yo mama so old, she was a waitress at The Last Supper.

16 Yo mama so American, she deep-fries her toothpaste.

17 Yo mama's so short, you can see her feet on her driver's license.

18 Yo mama’s bag is so cluttered it’s like the inside of a dollar store in there.

19 Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

20 Yo mama's so ugly, she made Stevie Wonder go blind... twice.

21 Yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.

22 Yo mama so ridiculous, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

23 Yo mama house so dirty, she has to wipe her feet before she goes outside.

24 Yo mama so strict, she wants you home before, during, and after dark.

25 Yo mama so rich, even her yacht has a yacht.

26 Yo mama so funny, she thought KFC was UFC for chickens.

27 Yo mama so nasty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

28 Yo mama's so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

29 Yo mama's so stupid, she thought a quarterback was a refund.

30 Yo mama's so ugly, when she was little, she had to trick-or-treat by phone.

31 Yo mama's teeth so yellow, I can't believe it's not butter.

32 Yo mama so old, her birth certificate is in Roman numerals.

33 Yo mama so silly, she thought Dunkin’ Donuts was a basketball team.

34 Yo mama so mean, even Hello Kitty said goodbye.

35 Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

36 Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.

37 Yo mama's so ugly, her birth certificate is an apology letter.

38 Yo mama so old, she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.

39 Yo mama so tall, she tripped in Michigan and hit her head in Florida.

40 Yo mama so confused, she tried to eat Eminem the rapper.

41 Yo mama so hot, she makes jalapeños cry.

42 Yo mama's so fat, when she wears high heels, she strikes oil.

43 Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

44 Yo mama's so ugly, she looked out the window and was arrested for mooning.

45 Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

46 Yo mama’s so hungry, she created a Gmail account just so she could get the spam.

47 Yo mama's so fat, she was overthrown by a small militia group, and now she's known as the Republic of Yo Mama.

48 Yo mama's so lazy, she stuck her nose out the window and let the wind blow it.

49 Yo mama’s so loud, she speaks in surround sound.

50 Yo mama's so fat when I pictured her in my head she broke my neck.

51 Yo mama is so tacky that when she tried to join a tacky contest they said, “Sorry, no professionals.”

52 Yo mama's so old, her social security number is one.

53 Yo mama's so poor, Nigerian princes wire her money.

54 Yo mama so dumb she tried to make an appointment with Dr. Pepper.

55 Yo mama so ugly, she had to get the baby drunk so that she could breastfeed it.

56 Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

57 Yo mama's so stupid when thieves broke into her house and stole the TV, she chased after them shouting "Wait, you forgot the remote!"

58 Yo mama so scary, you thought the monsters in your closet were friends.

59 Yo mama so bad at directions, when she saw the “Disneyland left” sign, she went home.

60 Yo mama’s such a mess, Fix-It Felix said, “I can’t fix it.”

61 Yo mama so old that when she was in school, there was no history class.

62 Yo mama's so fat, if she was a Star Wars character, her name would be Admiral Snackbar.

63 Yo mama's so stupid, she went to the dentist to get a Bluetooth.

64 Yo mama so klutzy, she tripped over a cordless phone.

65 Yo mama so dumb, she thought Twitter was social media for birds.

66 Yo mama so short, people thought she was a Funko Pop.

67 Yo mama so stupid, she returned a doughnut because it had a hole in it.

68 Yo mama's so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.

69 Yo mama's so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

70 Yo mama's so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

71 Yo mama’s so hairy that when she went to see the new Star Wars movie, everyone thought Chewbacca was making a promotional appearance.

72 Yo mama is so fat on Halloween she threw on a white sheet and went as Antarctica.

73 Yo mama so scary, the government moved Halloween to her birthday.

74 Yo mama house so small that when she orders a large pizza, she has to go outside to eat it.

75 Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

76 Yo mama's so stupid, when I said, "Drinks on the house," she got a ladder.

77 Yo mama so tall, she tripped over a rock and hit her head on the moon.

78 Yo mama's so fat, she wore a black bathing suit to the pool and everyone yelled "oil spill!"

79 Yo mama is so poor that when I asked her whats for dinner tonight she lit her pocket on fire and said, "hot pocket."

80 Yo mama so stupid she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

81 Yo mama so fat, her belt size is "equator."

82 Yo mama so dumb, she plays pool in her bathing suit.

83 Yo mama so silly, I saw her in a tree talking about how she was the branch manager.

84 Yo mama so nasty, I called her to say hello, and she ended up giving me an ear infection.

85 Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes

86 Yo mama's so nasty, that when she spread her legs, I got seasick.

87 Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."

88 Yo mama's so stupid, she put airbags on her computer in case it crashed.

89 Yo mama so short, she went to see Santa and he told her to get back to work.

90 Yo mama glasses are so thick that when she looks on a map, she can see people waving.

91 Yo mama so fat, when she died she broke the stairway to heaven .

92 Yo mama's so classless, she's a Marxist utopia

93 Yo mama house so small, you have to go outside to change your mind.

94 Yo mama's so fat, I swerved to miss her in my car and ran out of gas.

95 Yo mama such a bad cook, the foods throw themselves into the garbage.

96 Yo mama so stupid she stuck a phone up her butt and thought she was making a booty call!

97 Yo mama is so ugly that when the Kool-Aid man broke through her wall he said, "Oh noooo!"

98 Yo mama's so fat, she got baptized at Sea World.

99 Yo mama's so stupid, it takes her two hours to watch 60 Minutes.

100 Yo mama is so fat that Dora can't even explore her!

101 Yo mama jokes are old and overused just like yo mama!

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