Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
1970’s Exploding Whale Oregon News Broadcast
One Oregon beach, one dead whale, and one very bad idea.
AC/DC’s Thunderstruck Covered by Ukulele
More like a twang than Thunder, but still epic!
Man Checks Single Can of Beer On Plane
When in doubt, check your beer!
Man Drinks 6 Beers in 40 Seconds Using a Leaf Blower
If NASA needs more scientists, here's your man!
Man Fakes His Own Kidnapping to Avoid Paying Super Bowl Bet
Always have a backup plan if you lose ... including duct tape & a tarp.
Rage Yoga May Just Calm You
"The goal of attaining good health and to become zen as f***!"
Cadbury and Oreos are Hiring Taste Testers
If you don't like nuts, don't apply.
Brawl at Crab Legs Buffet Puts Two in Jail
Two arrested after using tongs as weapons in the buffet battle royale!
How Do Yakima Valley Schools Decide When to Close Due to Snow?
The Naches Valley School District shared what factors go into the decisions local districts frequently face this time of year.
Computer A.I. Generates People Who Do Not Exist
These people do not exist!