Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Principal Skips Field Trip For Strip Club
Princi-pole ditched the kids to seek a different form of education.
Radio Operator Accidentally Dosed with 50-Year-Old LSD
A 9 hour trip from 50-year-old residue.
Introducing the Cussing Roomba — You’ll Swear By It!
"Why was I created this way?" -- Roomba
Funeral Museum Uses LEGO Sets to Teach Kids About Death
Life, death, LEGO!
Oregon’s Paranormal Pot Shop Offers Some Ghostly Ganja
In Oregon, you can shop at a paranormal pot shop. But it's not some gimmick where they sell Ouija boards and glass pipes -- the store might actually be haunted!
When Can You Pee During ‘Avengers: End Game?’
Hold it in ... whatever it takes!
Moon Landing Footage Sped Up Is Hilarious!
All it needs is Benny Hill music!
The Fresh Hop Ale Festival is Back!
We have tickets!!!
Play in the Dirt with Dozer Days!
Family Fun With The Big Toys!