Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Computer A.I. Generates People Who Do Not Exist
These people do not exist!
Bomb Threat at Home Depot Was Just a Guy Who Needed the Restroom
Reports from the Wichita, Kan., Police Department, say it was a dirty bomb.
Concert Report: KISS in Tacoma!
MEGA fan of the band, Kiss, Kevin Vasquez enjoyed a rock show for the ages Saturday night, and he was kind enough to get us a full-blown concert report.
Free Pizza for a Year to Baby Born After Super Bowl LIII Kickoff
Have a baby after kickoff this Sunday, get free pizza! Seems legit!
Manic Thunder Brings the Funny to a Sold-Out Crowd
Packed house! Lots of laughs! A hot dog toaster!
Family Guy Greatest Hits DVD Released!
Have you heard about the word?
Wray’s Parking Mishap
Hopefully, no one was injured and the car didn't get damaged too badly, but it begs the question: What was the driver thinking?
Benedict Cumberatch Teaches You How To React To Crappy Gifts
Crappy gifts are coming! Know how to act!
Man Arrested After Assaulting Lady With Christmas Ham
Not saying alcohol played a part, but not NOT saying alcohol played a part.
Amazon Worker Steals Items, Then Ships Empty Boxes
Giving porch pirates a run for their money.