Hola! Timmy here -- I was on KATS-FM for damn near 16 years before I hung up my headphones for good... SO I THOUGHT! A little about me: I'm a 5-foot-9 white boy born a poor albino immigrant. Kicked out of ninja school due to being afraid of the dark. I learned the art of making people laugh, still continue to perfect it. I also occasionally wonder what’s for dinner. When I'm not telling fart jokes with Todd in the mornings, I might be telling wiener jokes with Manic Thunder Improv! When jokes are not involved I pass my time with music ("Weird Al" Yankovic, Reel Big Fish, Foo Fighters), video games (Mass Effect, Batman Arkham, Lego, Portal), Movies (Star Wars, DC, Marvel, Die Hard, Dumb & Dumber), TV (Gotham, Family Guy, Rick & Morty, Law & Order SVU), Books (Comics, Sherlock Holmes, Sci-Fi, Audiobooks). I currently enjoy my life with my amazing wife Stephanie and little dog Rusty! If you wanna check out all of my previous on-line articles from yester-year, click here!
Police Warn That Flushing Drugs Could Create ‘Meth-Gators’
"They’ve had enough methed-up animals the past few weeks without our help." -- Loretto, Tenn., Police Department
Manic Thunder’s 10-Year Birthday Bash Wrapup! [VIDEO]
Manic Thunder celebrated its 10-year anniversary with their final regular show at a packed Capitol Theatre's 4th Street Theatre!
Who is Frankie Quinones?
Todd & Timmy have your tickets to see & laugh at Frankie!
‘Jeopardy!’ Contestants Can’t Identify Spider-Man
Who is Peter Parker?
Star Wars Mistake Found After 39 Years!
New York was located around Hoth a long long time ago.
Hotels.com is Hiring a PoolHopper
Finally, a job I can do!
Dr. Pepper Jelly
Homemade gift for dad?
Principal Skips Field Trip For Strip Club
Princi-pole ditched the kids to seek a different form of education.
Radio Operator Accidentally Dosed with 50-Year-Old LSD
A 9 hour trip from 50-year-old residue.