It's the giving a bald man a COMB for Christmas.

It's the giving your recently divorced friend a MARRIAGE COUNSELING book.

It's giving your single friend a comped ticket to a couples-only wine tour.

It's a useless gift. I don't know why people insist on giving them, but they do. That doesn't stop people from giving them to friends and loved ones for Christmas. That doesn't mean that you have to keep them. I once received a build-it-yourself-snowman-in-a-kit for Christmas. What the heck was I supposed to do with that? It was a terrible and useless gift. I let it sit in my hallway closet for about five years. Finally, I just threw it away. (I should have just sold it on eBay, but I don't know how to do online selling! Ha!)

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