I have an idea for a brand-new reality TV show -- because as anyone who has been watching the news since 2016 can plainly see, this presidential "reality show" is a hot mess.

My idea is a "reunion show," and I'm telling you, it's going to be off the chain! In my show, they would bring back ALL THE PEOPLE Donald Trump has fired in the past 18 months. I'm going to need to rent out a convention center to fit everybody in the same room! (The Yakima Convention Center is available, I am sure; they have plenty of room to host this show!) I want Andy Cohen to host it like he does all the "Real Housewives" reunion shows, and since this is a political tale, I need Andy to co-host the show with his bff, Anderson Cooper!

Here's some of my suggested reality show TV titles:

  • "The Real XXX Wives of the White House"
  • "Survivor: White House"
  • "Slandertrump Rules"
  • "The Raj Shahs of Sunset"
  • "Shear, Very Stable Genius"
  • "Kathy Griffin: My Life on the Trump List"
  • "Game of Clowns"
  • "1600 Pennsylvania Ave: The First Year"
  • "Definitely Flipping Out"
  • "America's Next Fired Trump Official"
  • "Tweeting To The Stars"
  • "Oh, Brother!"
  • "Trump Tank"
  • "Extreme Do-Over: White House Edition"
  • "Fear of Getting Fired Factor"
  • "So You Think You Can Run This Country"
  • "Rand Paul's Drag Race"
  • "Flavor of Nunes"
  • "Keeping Up With The Ben Carsons"
  • "Sessions' Kitchen"

Whoo, child! And speaking of TV shows, did you happen to watch the Stormy Daniels interview the other night?

Even if YOU didn't see it, it feels like the rest of the country did because people are still talking about the adult film star's interview with Anderson Cooper on "60 Minutes" this past Sunday!

The gist of the interview was that Stormy (Stephanie Clifford) claims a henchman came up to her in a parking lot (as she was going to a Pilates class) and threatened her to be quiet about her risque rendezvous with Trump, AND said her daughter was adorable and that it would be a shame if something happened to her mom, aka Stormy Daniels!

Meanwhile, White House Deputy Press Secretary Raj Shah maintains that Trump continues to deny 100 percent of Stormy's claims.

MMhmm.

I'm over here 100 percent cackling, watching this fiasco go down. They've got attorneys for the attorneys debating each other on cable TV, threats to release secret DVDs, parties calling each other "thugs," and court cases moving from arbitration to federal court which means INSTANT DISCOVERY for the whole world to see. The latest news is that Stormy allegedly kept the dress she wore on her "date" with Trump from 2006. The president has been remarkably silent in his tweets. No funny nicknames for Stormy or her attorney, no ALL CAPS screaming about this, that and the other. He hasn't tweeped a peep!