It’s Hard To Be Single And Find A Date In Yakima
It has already started. Stores are carrying loads of boxes of candy and stuffed animals for Valentine's Day.
This normally does not bother me one bit, but this weekend, I started to feel really lonely and wished I had someone to cuddle and make out with!I downloaded the Bumble app to my smartphone and perused the available menfolk. I kept running across guys that I already know (and don't like). How disappointing. The Sweetheart Comedy Soiree is coming up in a couple of weeks and I still don't have a date. I would have to travel at least 70 miles to find the nearest available hunk, and that is just downright pathetic.
I bought myself a box of chocolates, and ate every bite.
How do you find a date in Yakima, Land of the Already Coupled-Up?